Gyms are full of equipment. Lots of it. So much so that as an employee at, oh…let’s call it Take-Most-Of-Alec’s-Paycheck Fitness, we were instructed to look out for newcomers. They are easy to spot because they walk around in circles with a completely overwhelmed and lost look on their faces. They were our target because that is usually a pretty easy sell (but that’s beside the point). The point is that there was more equipment than they (or we really) knew what to do with. And truthfully, you just don’t need it. Or at least most of it. So below is a bulleted list of equipment and/or exercises that you see going on at gyms all the time. And on them may even be that super ripped guy or that girl with the great legs. This may lead you to believe you can get the same results because they must know what they’re doing, right?
* The preacher curl machine: Want to work your biceps? Try a bent over row, pullup, chinup, cable row, or standing e-z bar curl. The preacher curl puts you in a position where everything is braced. The only muscles doing work are two orange-sized lumps. All of the others I mentioned require core-stability and involve other muscle groups as well. The result? Bigger biceps, a stronger core, and increased calorie burn.
Rule of thumb: If you can perform an exercise while standing instead of sitting, go for it.
*Leg extension / Leg curl machines: I don’t know about you, but in my 27+ years of being on this earth I have never been in a position where I needed to lift an object with my feet towards my knees or butt. Aside from the movement being dumb, its also dangerous because it puts an enormous amount of stress on the knee joint. What to do instead: Squats (of all kinds like sumo, front, goblet, etc), lunges, deadlifts, step-ups, or box jumps. These moves again engage many muscle groups and are functional. For example, have you ever picked anything up off the floor? Thought so.
*Leg press machine: Plain and simple it puts a ton of sheering stress on your knees. It also, again, takes your bodies natural movement out of the equation. As with the leg extension and leg curl machines, try the other exercises I mentioned there in place of the leg press machine.
VERY IMPORTANT: DO NOT squat using a Smith machine. This indicates that you know absolutely nothing about what you are doing. Sorry to sound harsh, but just dont do it.
*The tricep pushdown machine: How worthless is this thing? Completely. Hit the dip station instead or try some skull crushers or rope pushdowns or triangle pushups. I personally think dips are best with the triangle pushup coming in at a close second (and man are they hard).
*The treadmill: Not hating on it and there’s really nothing wrong with it. In fact, if you are rehabing from an injury the cushioned belt is great. I just cant stand the things. I run outside. Always. In Indiana the weather is rarely bad enough to prevent me from running outside. I actually especially running on snow because its softer, quieter, and I get to slow down a bit and really enjoy myself. And in the rare occasion the weather is too harsh (think single digits), I just go to the pool and swim or take a spin class instead. Problem solved.
*The seated ab crunch machine: Come to think of it, I hardly do crunches or situps at all anymore. My focus is on my core, not my abs. So my “ab” workouts come in the form of squats, pullups, pushups, cycling (your power comes from your core), swimming, planks of all kinds of variations (my favorites), pallof presses (Google it), and hanging leg raises (these help with the ‘V’ by the way… that and nutrition of course!). Side planks and pallof presses are super for your obliques. Do these in place of those side bends with a weight in your hand. The spine wasnt built to move like that.
I’m sure I’m missing some. And you guys might not agree with me on these and that’s cool. But through my education and years of training, I’ve picked up on a few things and I think the above list is pretty good.
So to my trainer friends and followers who work out, what do you think? Am I right? Did I miss some? Am I a total moron? Let me know!