Alcohol. It has been requested that I discuss it. This should be fun. It’s something that my college professors never really hit on that much. Therefore, I did not expect nearly as many questions as I get on the subject. I wasn’t warned, but in retrospect…. PROBABLY should have seen it coming. I would say that on a daily basis, the question about alcohol arises at least a couple of times. It usually goes a little something like this: “I know that I shouldn’t drink, BUT if I’m gonna drink what’s the best choice?” (that one is my personal favorite) or sometimes I get: “How many drinks can I have in a day?” or “How much is too much?”
Before we go THERE, let’s discuss the numbers. For those of you following my blog… and actually reading this stuff, you already know that carbs and protein contain 4 calories per gram and that fat contains 9 per gram. Well, alcohol isnt far behind fat… weighing in at 7 CALORIES PER GRAM. Uh, Oh…. bad start. Now that’s just the calories that you are getting from the alcohol itself. But what if you’re enjoying a pina colada or margarita? Sugar city. Those MONDO margartias that you can get at the Mexican joint? Some come in at not too much under 1,000 calories. “But Alec, I dont drink the hard stuff, I only drink beer.” Well, the news ain’t much better for you. Yes, I said “ain’t”. The typical lite beer (did you catch that one?) is about 100 kcals. A non-light beer is roughly 150 kcals. If you like Sierra Nevada’s Pale Ale, I think it’s something like 210 kcals a bottle. Then there is MGD 64 and the Lance Armstrong-promoted Michelob Ultra. The latter two are lower in calories because they have a lower alcohol content. The light beers at the 100 calorie mark are already really low carb, so don’t be fooled.
In general, figure this:
– a 4-5 oz glass of red or white wine is about 100 calories
– a light beer is 100 calories
– a non-light beer is 150 calories
– a 1.5 oz shot glass of 80 proof liquor is 100 calories
I’d like to take a moment here and tell you that I could ramble on and on about the negative effects of alcohol on the system including it’s outstanding ability to wreck your metabolism, liver, and other organs like your heart. But the truth is, you already knew that, didnt you? And since I like to keep this fun, I won’t harsh your mellow.
BACK TO THE NUMBERS. Now that we’ve discussed the calorie content of alcohol, let’s move right along to some other interesting numbers. For example, have you ever wondered why Q’DOBA is open until 4 a.m.? Yeah, I’m gonna go there. For those of you who don’t know, alcohol SEVERELY lowers food inhibitions.
Scene 1: Man goes to buddy’s house on Saturday evening, 6 pack in tote. Man high-fives buddy and proceeds to twist off cap. Man drinks 1 beer. Man not satisfied. Man drinks another beer. Man feel better. Man drinks 3rd beer. Man call cab.
Scene 2: Man and buddy at a bar. Buddy orders a round because buddy just got paid. Buddy orders another because… well, he just got paid. Man now thoroughly satisfied. Man now have courage to talk to pretty girl at other end of bar. AND….. scene.
Scene 3: 2 a.m. Man and buddy in line at Q’doba. Man orders 1 queso burrito…. all the toppings. Man also get chips and quac because…. well, he can. Man orders large soda.
Scene 4: blurry
Scene 5: 10:15 a.m. Man wonder why he in bathtub.
BACK TO THE NUMBERS. Let’s run down what we’ve just witnessed:
– 3 beers (assuming light) –> 300 calories
– 1 premium beer (let’s say Sierra Nevada) –> 210 calories
– 1 shot tequila –> 100 calories
– 1 queso burrito… all the toppings–> 1,250 calories
– 1 order chips and guacamole –> 450 calories
– 1 large soda –> 310 calories
Grand total: 2,620 calories (75% of the way to having consumed enough to add 1 lb of fat)
So…. TAKE HOME MESSAGE time! Studies have shown that alcohol, in moderation, can actually have health benefits. Moderation is defined as up to 1 drink a day for women or up to 2 drinks a day for men. That’s really all there is to it. There aren’t shortcuts here. If you choose to drink, do so in moderation and be sure to have plenty of water along with it. To avoid additional calories, watch out for the sugar-laden drinks discussed earlier. And if you choose to make them at home, use fresh fruits such as oranges, lemons, and limes to flavor a margarita instead of the pre-bottled stuff.
Til next time…